how to identify a stoner: “do you smoke” “smoke what”
my fall look today is winged eyeliner, plum lipstick, and a look on my face like i’m fucking your boyfriend and can’t wait for you to find out.
My fall look is simple liner with bold lashes, burgundy lipstick, a gleam in my eyes that let’s men know that I’ll suck their dick, their money out of their bank accounts, and the souls right out of their bodies.
this is my favorite post on tumblr currently
"Do you trust me? We can do this. You and me, as one."
Pure heaven, or should I say Valhala 😏
the most epic shit ever
PUT ON YOUR HEADPHONES AND LISTEN TO THIS
i literally can only listen to this at certain times because it makes me so emotional
This is the definition of epic
Before now i did not believe music could reduce me to tears so quickly. This is beautiful!
I listen to this daily. Genuinely.
Homosexuality is unnatural! It says so in this book where snakes talk, people come back from the dead, a guy walks on water, and a virgin has a baby.
when u know u mama mad at u but u gotta walk past her to get food from the kitchen